there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY
trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
i walked outside and yelled yooooooo for like 5 minutes
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
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If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.